The worst thing?
A muffin....
Let's rewind a little.....
Today, my friend was headed off to one of her art classes. Sounds exciting right?!? I'm definitely not jealous....and here's why-
She was driving...all of the three blocks off campus to the art building.
That was her first mistake...it was a beautiful day and she was lazy and drove her car.
On her way there she was trying to be a racecar driver or something and rounded the corner too fast and spilled the valued contents of her beloved art box. (haha)
I think this was karma for hurting the environment on such a lovely day.
She pulled into the parking lot where I'm sure she spent some time grumping as she tried to put her things back together. She then lost four of those nifty pencils that are made ESPECIALLY for drawing....as if regular pencils suck too much?? She lost them in the magical crevice where things don't ever come back.... you lose your cell phone there when you're driving in a lot of traffic.... ya, THAT crevice.
She got out of the car.. (this is the funniest part) hhahha
When she stepped out of the car so she could try to rescue her pencils...she stepped in....
poop?
a puddle?
mud?
No, it was a muffin.
A muffin you say?
Yes, a muffin... as in, "Do you know the Muffin Man?"
Yes... he must not have done his job well today becuase he lost one in the parking lot...right next to my Cotton-Headed-Ninny-Muffin's (<- Court) car.
:) Love and muffins.... Danni
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