Thoughts of Today.... <3

So.... I am Danni. Danni I am.
It's Christmas Eve and I'm spending this holiday season with a random family I met two weeks ago. On a scale of one to random this is pretty far up there. I'm really enjoying it, but it's been a new experience....
I've had a lot of time to think about things...and these are a few of my major revelations:
1.) Cranberry juice plus apple juice= CRAPPLE JUICE!!
2.) Christmas is the only time it's okay to sit around a dead tree and put gifts in socks.
3.) Cooking is exciting.
4.) Concerning all my other revelations started with C...so I made another one so I could have four C's instead of 3.

Today I realized that I am in fact very easily distracted... I unraveled an entire sock because there was a thread sticking out.

ALSO!!!! Random awkward turtle moment: I went to the gas station today with my friend and her brother....
In this gas station were three VERY LARGE Rednecks in hunting garb. Now I was sitting quietly enjoying my warm banana cappucino not bothering anyone when the LARGEST of the LARGE Rednecks spoke to me and asked me to turn around so he could look at me. Now the fact that I was in Sterling, and had on a hoodie that loudly proclaimed that I live in Sterling, Kansas made me a lot less likely to let him see my face lest he decide to try to STALK ME!!!! Now, I told him that I had whiplash and couldn't turn around. This was of course a lie, but it was all about preservation, so I think I'll be forgiven. The crazy Redneck was apparently a nympho or something and then proceeded to tell his friends that I probably wouldn't turn around because I had a hickey on my neck. I do NOT in fact have a hickey on my neck, and his logic made me laugh. After hearing me laugh he assumed he was right and then asked me to turn around AGAIN so he could see my "kinky face". I laughed again. Laughing, I learned today, is not an effective way to make creepers stop talking. He asked me if I lived in Sterling or if I was going to the college here. I of course told him no, hoping he hadn't seen the front of my hoodie. ;) I think I made it out okay.....
LESSON LEARNED: When being creeped on, don't laugh.

Beware all girls being creeped on. Avoid catching the giggles.