TOO MUCH TICKLES

Today my best friend tickled me so much I threw up.

<----(That's her she looks all sweet and innocent, but she's a vicious tickler)

Yes, it happened. Some people get tickled so much that they pee themselves, but not me! Oh no, instead I threw up. Not a pleasant experience. However, in all honesty I became significantly more cheery than before the tickling commenced. :) I think a lot of things about tickling....

T is for tickles.

Depending on if you are the recipient or the giver of the tickles, it could also be called TORTURING.

Tickling is never good right after eating.

Tickling is good for cheering up.

I am ticklish and my roommate is not. This is not fair.

Tickling is good excercise.

It is not a good idea to tickle someone on a small space... for example- tickling on a twin size bed is sure to end with someone falling on the floor....or possibly onto the coffee table.

Tickling is a great way to induce an asthma attack.

Tickling with long fingernails is scary.

I think maybe tickling would be a more enjoyable if there were rules....sort of like how there are rules for calling shotgun???

For example:

1. Before starting a tickle fight there should be an exclamation of some kind.... to serve as a warning so that the recipient of the tickles will have a moment to prepare.

2. Tickling should only be done in a large empty space.

3. Tickling must be paused if the recipient can't breathe, but can be resumed as soon as the instigator of the tickling has checked, and is sure that the recipient is recieving the necessary oxygen to survive.

4. Sitting on top of the recipient of the tickles is a personal foul.

5. BITING is not allowed while tickling.

I think five rules is enough.....

So, with these rules in mind, go tickle someone till they pee themselves and let me know how it goes....